Pepsi Knight

During A LAN party, Jimmy took an empty 12 pack cardboard box for Pepsi, and knight stick that was in LAN HQ, and proclaimed himself the Pepsi Knight. A photo was taken, and then Jimmy screamed in the box, deafening himself. It was a mistake he would not forget. Years went by, and the photo was discovered. It was hastily cut from the background, and thrown on an existing picture. The remaining problem, however, was that it was a holiday box, and had that fool girl from the Pepsi commercials on it. It was universally agreed that the Pets.com sock puppet could take her any day of the week, so she was replaced with a picture of him screaming at fish. The words were added in much later, just in case it wasn't clear who the mysterious being was.